The positives first: the location was blissfully quiet, and the rooms were a decorator’s dream—beautifully appointed, stylish, and comfortable enough to make you consider a nap as a permanent lifestyle choice.
Then came breakfast. And oh, dear reader, this is where the train not only derailed but skidded into a ditch, caught fire, and was looted by raccoons.
The “hot” offerings included cheese omelets, potatoes, turkey sausage, bacon, biscuits, and gravy. Sounds promising, right? Alas, the omelet bore the color and texture of a well-worn kitchen sponge, and—much like the rest of the spread—it was served with all the warmth of an abandoned igloo. The only exceptions? A cinnamon roll huddled beneath a heat lamp for dear life, and a machine that cheerfully ejected pre-made pancakes like some dystopian slot machine jackpot.
Thinking salvation might lie in the humble boiled egg, I reached for protein redemption. Plot twist: the eggs were spoiled, rubbery, and so offensive that one bite was promptly—and dramatically—spit out. Even the coffee, usually the unsinkable hero of any hotel breakfast, tasted like hot water with a hint of bitterness, as if the beans themselves had given up on life.
In short: come for the rooms, stay for the peace and quiet, but bring your own breakfast—or risk a culinary adventure that’s more horror story than happy ending.
5.0分
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Very comfy bed. Great sheets. Clean and large room. Loves that the “on” mode on the ac actually kept the fan running all night.
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Quick stop on our way home
Stopped here for a short overnight on our way home from the beach. Nice clean hotel, comfortable bed, tasty breakfast. Would definitely stop again.
4.0分
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Liked the staff and breakfast was great. The bad part was the room alarms were blinking all night and we didn’t realize that the battery may have been bad. Other than that all was great.
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This is my second time staying at this location and it is a great stay. The hotel is nice. The rooms are clean. The breakfast is really good. I will definitely stay here again in the future.
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Best Ever!!!
Absolutely one of the very best places we have ever stayed and we travel a lot. Great hot breakfast and coffee!!!
这家酒店的服务很棒。离高速公路也很近,这让我们开车回南佛罗里达的路上觉得非常方便。没什么可抱怨的。
房间很干净,早餐也很丰富,满意,每次出差都是选holiday inn,服务也很好,下次还会继续住,设施也齐全
太棒了
没问题
This was my review I posted for our hotel stay:
The positives first: the location was blissfully quiet, and the rooms were a decorator’s dream—beautifully appointed, stylish, and comfortable enough to make you consider a nap as a permanent lifestyle choice.
Then came breakfast. And oh, dear reader, this is where the train not only derailed but skidded into a ditch, caught fire, and was looted by raccoons.
The “hot” offerings included cheese omelets, potatoes, turkey sausage, bacon, biscuits, and gravy. Sounds promising, right? Alas, the omelet bore the color and texture of a well-worn kitchen sponge, and—much like the rest of the spread—it was served with all the warmth of an abandoned igloo. The only exceptions? A cinnamon roll huddled beneath a heat lamp for dear life, and a machine that cheerfully ejected pre-made pancakes like some dystopian slot machine jackpot.
Thinking salvation might lie in the humble boiled egg, I reached for protein redemption. Plot twist: the eggs were spoiled, rubbery, and so offensive that one bite was promptly—and dramatically—spit out. Even the coffee, usually the unsinkable hero of any hotel breakfast, tasted like hot water with a hint of bitterness, as if the beans themselves had given up on life.
In short: come for the rooms, stay for the peace and quiet, but bring your own breakfast—or risk a culinary adventure that’s more horror story than happy ending.
Very comfy bed. Great sheets. Clean and large room. Loves that the “on” mode on the ac actually kept the fan running all night.
Quick stop on our way home
Stopped here for a short overnight on our way home from the beach. Nice clean hotel, comfortable bed, tasty breakfast. Would definitely stop again.
Liked the staff and breakfast was great. The bad part was the room alarms were blinking all night and we didn’t realize that the battery may have been bad. Other than that all was great.
This is my second time staying at this location and it is a great stay. The hotel is nice. The rooms are clean. The breakfast is really good. I will definitely stay here again in the future.
Best Ever!!!
Absolutely one of the very best places we have ever stayed and we travel a lot. Great hot breakfast and coffee!!!